I've seen entire fields of cattle wiped out by a single rampaging fluffy white kitten wearing tiny shoes. You may ask me, "how can a kitten, generally of small stature, inflict any degree of damage upon large bovines? And even assuming that such a feat is indeed possible, how would said kitten be capable of the act whilst wearing shoes, thus rendering its main method of attack useless?"
Some say we refuse to accept that our fuzzy companions are capable of mass slaughter.
Some say we refuse to accept that our fuzzy companions are capable of mass slaughter.
