My First Love Story

Acorn Pinecone Friends

They went to school together. They hang out together. They did everything together.
Because they were always together, Acorn liked Pinecone so much and when they grew up, Acorn decided to marry Pinecone.

Acorn was a gay and Pinecone was not a gay, but he really liked Acorn "as a friend". Pinecone chose to stay with Acorn the rest of his life.

Make My Elephant

Abbey, would you like to come back up and help me make my elephant?

-Some dude at the Microsoft E3 conference. Just thought I'd share the best part with "my readers".